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Banner Ads, or Context Is Everything

1/28/2019

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ReverbNation really wants me to take out ads to promote the band, and they're telling me this via banner ads using a still image from the "White Flag" video. Hilariously, these banners tend to appear when I'm reading Go Fug Yourself, and some alchemy of browser settings means my face appears at more or less the same scale as the celebs in the GFY slideshows.

At this point in the video I'm singing "You can radio the captain," but it turns out this is a relatively neutral facial expression that acquires a lot of meaning from context.

​For example, here I am awkwardly serenading two legendary women about how much I want a 9 to 5 sequel, and Jane is not having it:
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​"YOU ARE SO PRETTY HOW ARE YOU SO PRETTY."
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​"I...have questions about the eyewear."
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​I freeze, recognizing that this is my last moment of life, as she sprouts wings and transforms into a Creature of the Night.
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CELINE: Ne mentionnez pas les jeans.
ME: Okay, but...that's an acid-wash paper-bag waist, right?
CELINE: ...
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​(incoherent noises of lust-drooling)
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